Toll Booth Bro?

Malaysians har

Especially man hor

Like to call each other bro one lor

And usually the bro hor

Is not real bro lor

Might be best buddy lar

Might be good friend lar

Might be colleague lar

Might be team mates lar

Even might be complete strangers also ler

But hor

You see lar

If people you know call you bro

Can accept lar

After all know each other mar

Call bro can sound much closer also

But if strangers call bro har

No matter how also a bit weird weird lor

Mamak stall servant call bro

I see before lar

Passer by who see you drop something then call bro

I also see before lar

But who is the weirdest people you think who could call you bro?

Last week when I drive by a toll plaza only I recall lor

A few months back

Probably end of last year lar

I pass by Setia Alam toll plaza mar

That time hor

I didn't use touch and go

So have to pay cash lor

RM2.70

But when reach the toll plaza hor

I one hand drive car one hand open wallet take money

Mar kelam-kabut lor

So when I stop at the toll booth

I give the male toll booth attendant two RM1 notes

And call him wait a while lor

I pick 70 cents give him

Then hor

Suddenly I heard he call "bro bro"

"Ticket"

Then only I realize I never hand him the ticket

Because I use NKVE mar

When exit highway have to pass a ticket one

Like that only they know we need to pay how much

After I pass the ticket and money already

I mar drive away lor

But hor

A toll booth attendant call me bro?

That's the weirdest "bro" I ever heard lor